Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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