she looked like the bat from fern gully.
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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