I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
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Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
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Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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