return my video game
what if I'm pregnant?
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just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
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mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
Dude I'm at a bar, and there's this Elvis impersonator here that I went to rehab with. Apparently Elvis has left the wagon.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
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Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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