Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
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So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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