so that wasnt chicken after all
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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