I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
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