You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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