I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
it's like iHOP with fire
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
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