So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
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Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
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Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
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