eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
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I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
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I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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