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seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
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