He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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