I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
I just made out with a guy for $7.
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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