Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Please tell me you werent the one who replaced every beer bottle in my fridge with a picture of a baby kitten.
... and if i was..
Fuck. You.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
Randomize
