Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
I need to stop coming to work sober
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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