Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
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Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
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He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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