Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
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