im drinking this country out of the recession.
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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