hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
I just walked into the kitchen and my dad was having this uber serious convo
With himself
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
Hey
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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