You really coming over, don't trick.
he kept farting in my kitchen and blaming it on the dog. then we went to wendy's and he spent twenty minutes in the bathroom. im pretty sure he shit his pants.
you should have known when you found out he drove a mini cooper not to hang out with him.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
I understand Curling. That high.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
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