I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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