just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
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