I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
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How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
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It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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