he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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