she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
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So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
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Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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