Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
Randomize
