that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
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