also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
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DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
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I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
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