Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Randomize
