wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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