have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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