Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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