yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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