You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
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Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
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They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
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