Well douche your snatch and let's go!
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
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