I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Ambien. No doubt about it.
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
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