She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
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