I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
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