we're chasing vodka with high fives
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
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Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
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Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
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