im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
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Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
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We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
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Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
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