i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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