I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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