College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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