he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
Randomize
