fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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