i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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