This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
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She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
I had to explain to the waiter that I'm not the DD because I can't drive, but as the Designated 'Make Sure No One Gets Roofied Or Hit By A Car On The Walk Home'-er, I should still get the free drinks.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
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I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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