i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
I won't apologize to a one balled man
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
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