how could I be having a bad time, I have the three most important things in life: Goat cheese, Xanax, and Saved By the Bell Re-runs.
Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
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she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
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You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
I look excited, but its just a facade.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
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