Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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