We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
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What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
He turned down a handjob. A HANDJOB. I know I'm no Jessica Simpson, but...
Actually, she's fat now, so...
Fuck. I AM Jessica Simpson.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
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I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
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