She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
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theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
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Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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