Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
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there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
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No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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