Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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